Thursday, July 02, 2015

WHY WILL LEF EVANGELISTS BE MADE TO SIGN AFFIDAVITS OR LEGAL CONTRACTS?

It has been brought to our attention that the pigeon head JJD is having some bright ideas on how to divide and control people. Here are a few things he is trying to implement to ensure that each of these LEF leaders carry tales about the other leaders so that JJD and his dear mom LD can be filled in with all the gossip about what is happening in some of the prominent LEF centers in Andhra.
Some 10 big chamchas (for our foreign readers chamcha is a sycophant and hanger-on or lackey), who are also boot lickers have been made into a traveling team. From reliable sources we know the traveling team consists of Guntur Peter Paul, Warangal Prasanna Kumar, Kakinada Sathyam, Damodhar who got posted to Rajamundry, Vijayawada Priyanath, Suresh Marcus, Nellore Suvarna Rao, Hyderabad Gnanakalanjiam, Vizag Yohanu (???) and may be Ponneri Srihari (???). Please feel free to send comments if you know for sure who made it to this chamcha traveling team. In any case, apparently these chamchas have to travel to a different center every month and are supposed to be spending time in prayer (rather sniff around like dogs to see if they smell something to report to JJD and his rogue mom LD). Think about whose money is going to pay for the travel of these chamchas and also to feed them rich food that they are so used to wherever they congregate. Money is no big deal for LEF rogues as LEF money is free and all of these expenses are pocket change for LEF goons.
Now the next thing on the cards for the upcoming so called Evangelists' Meetings for which his highness John Daniel is going to make a flying visit is to make all the LEF evangelists sign some kind of a contract or an affidavit. We thought we can help in giving some ideas as to what to put on the affidavit/contract based on the way LEF has been operating for decades (just in case some of these have slipped the brilliant minds of LEF crooks). 
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I,_________, understand and agree to the following:
1. All LEF evangelists are laymen who come in to work as volunteers for LEF without expecting any compensation in cash or kind.
2. All LEF evangelists' appointments are temporary and are subject to change at any time during the tenure. The LEF President reserves all rights to hire/fire/transfer any LEF worker without any prior notice.
3. All LEF evangelists and their families release LEF leadership, owners and their heirs from any kind of legal responsibility in case of death, injury, loss of property happening due to work directly or indirectly related to LEF.
4. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that LEF leadership is the sole owner of all money collected in LEF centers and all workers agree to send the money to HQ without claiming any kind of entitlement for that money on a monthly basis if not more often.  All gold ornaments put in offertory bags should be sent to HQ for Mrs. Lily Daniel to put it in a safe locker.
5. All LEF evangelists and workers should know that they have no authority to chose the LEF administration. LEF administration is chosen by Daniel family members who prayerfully appoint LEF administration.
6. All LEF evangelists and workers should understand that LEF President has implicit authority to buy/sell/mortgage any or all LEF properties to best serve the LEF and expand God's work.
7. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that LEF leadership is not answerable to anybody about how the money collected is spent in LEF. It is done by the sole discretion of LEF president who prayerfully decides how to spend the money.
8. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that all LEF evangelists need to be ready to send their children (including young girls) to Beulah Garden/ HQ/ Bhansi or any other LEF center if the LEF leadership so decides. Also, during this time away from the families, some of these young men and women may come in danger of physically, mentally, emotionally, or sexually being abused. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that LEF leadership and LEF president cannot be held responsible if something untoward happens to these young children. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that this is the attack of the devil when parents do not pray well for their children who are sent for God's work.
9. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that LEF President has to be a Daniel family member as long as LEF exists according to the promise of God given to Mr. N. Daniel, the founder of LEF.
 “And as for me, this is my covenant with them,” says the LORD: “My Spirit that is upon you, and my words that I have put in your mouth, shall not depart out of your mouth, or out of the mouth of your offspring, or out of the mouth of your children’s offspring,” says the LORD, "from this time forth and forevermore.”  Whoever questions this appointment of Daniel family member as LEF head will be removed from LEF work without any further delay.
10. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that the general body and the trustees of LEF are all prayerfully chosen by Daniel family members so as to remove the burden of electing members to make up the general body as the congregation members do not always have the spiritual wisdom to chose the right people.
11. All LEF evangelists and workers understand that they need to educate the congregation that LEF does not believe in memberships and does not give any kind of memberships. Evangelist have to however train the congregation to give their tithes and offerings to LEF as not giving tithes is same as stealing from God. LEF is not for people who need memberships to conduct the marriages and funerals of people and it is also not for those who seek prominent positions in church.
12. Last but not least, all LEF evangelists and workers understand that we are all in the work of God and we need to work with a single accord and unity of heart to expand God's work to ensure that many are saved and brought into the fold to be faithful to LEF and God's servants till the end of their lives.
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John Daniel,
Some of our readers might give you some more bullet points to put on the affidavit for you to cover all your bases. So, please watch this space to keep updating the affidavit that you want the evangelists to sign in the upcoming evangelists' meetings. Or better still, get signatures of all the evangelists on blank papers like your family has always done. That way you can add, delete, edit as you like... 
---------------------------------------------------------On a more serious note - John Daniel, please note that the whole world is watching how you are trying to implement your draconian rule in LEF. We hope that you understand that we live in a civil world with an open democracy. Please do not for once assume that you can do things according to your own whims and fancies and mutilate the lives of evangelists and their family members. They are not your or your family's slaves. We have courts, judiciary, law enforcement in place to watch and curb the barbaric acts of your family. Some of our not so smart and naive family members are still trying to continue the good work they have started in LEF 40, 50 or 60 years ago. They have toiled all their lives to build the fellowship that you, your mom and your sister are trying to usurp to boss over and rule. Some of them may not see through your nasty games and might succumb to the pressure you and your friends like IC, Daniel Mani, John Raja, Suresh Marcus etc, are trying to put. Please take note that we are hear to protect and defend the cause of these naive and gullible evangelists and their families. Refrain from playing nasty games with innocent people and do this for the the good of your own family and the well-being of your growing girls. Your dad, Joshua Daniel got away with a lot of stuff because some of the older evangelists had some distant memory of seeing your dad do some good work some decades ago. People placed some false respect on your dad to let your dad have his way. Please understand that you have no such fall back. Nobody has seen you do any considerably difficult and noble work to build LEF. All people know you to be is an arrogant, stuck-up and snobbish half-baked Joshua Daniel's good for nothing son who knows nothing better except to bark and thunder from the pulpit to boss around people. People also know that you neither have the qualification nor the experience to head LEF and that you are placed in this position because your beloved mom manipulated people with her wicked plans. So, you surely do not have the added advantage that your dad had for people to tolerate you for too long. And also, you are dealing with LEF younger generation which is much more educated and well connected than the older generations. So, all your monkey tricks and buffoon antics to control and boss over LEF evangelists will quickly blow up in your face. The LEF evangelists may be innocent but please understand that their children are not and that they will bring you and your family to books sooner or later.
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Dear LEF evangelists and workers,
1. Please do not be under pressure to sign any kind of papers during the meetings. 
Tell John Daniel and his stooges that you will need some time to go over what is written on the documents along with your spouses and children before signing. Please remember that your wives are equal partners in the work you are doing in LEF and they have to be fully aware of what you are signing as they share the burden of taking care of the ministry and the family. If they refuse to give the copies of the documents, tell them that you would want to take pictures of it on your phones. Please, please do not sign any blank papers. Even by mistake if you have signed something, ask these LEF leaders to give a copy of what you signed for you all to have a copy for your own files. Also, this ensures that these LEF rogues don't add/delete/edit anything after you have signed. We are also hearing that John Daniel is getting ready to throw some bones in exchange for the signatures. He suddenly seems to be wanting to give salaries to evangelists though the crook Daniel Mani (who is now the LEF money bag) is trying to advise John Daniel against saying that N. Daniel always wanted evangelists to live by faith and not get any salaries. We know that any talk of salary is just a bait and a trap. For your information, Mr.Iqbal is paid Rs.500/- as a monthly pension for all the years of work he has done in LEF. You can only imagine how much salary John Daniel will pay in exchange for your signatures to sign off your lives to him. Gather some information on the salaries given to pastors in other mainline churches and ask John Daniel to match it if he really wants to pay salaries. Please do not be pressurized and bullied by these crooks. They are like barking dogs which seldom bite. Refer to our story in the earlier blog about the lame bully and remember that John Daniel and his stooges are lame bullies.