Friday, May 15, 2015

CURTAINS ARE OPEN FOR THE ANNUAL CIRCUS SHOW CALLED MAY RETREAT IN CHENNAI...

People who are at May retreat this year will not be disappointed. We guarantee you that there will be enough entertainment for both young and old like. The stage is set for an action-filled drama in Beulah Gardens. The all powerful lady head, LD and her 42 year old unmarried daughter Jr. LD who could not find a suitable husband in spite of trying out a couple of live-in relationships arrived in Chennai a couple of days ago. As soon as they landed, they took stock of all the pending police cases. Looks like the rogue lady head called in some police inspectors to debrief her on all the police cases pending against LEF people. Then a couple of threatening calls were made (from supposedly some police claiming to call from Tamil Nadu Cyber crime branch) to scare people off. Then the lady head gave a green signal for the circus show to start. While the people coming to the retreat are harassed by the evangelists to come to fasting prayers for almost a month to get ready for the retreat, the rogue team in HQ gets ready by hiring goons and bribing policemen to come and cover for them. Yes, the people at May retreat have double protection!!! God as well as goons and policemen as a team are guarding the "CIRCUS SHOW." We guess LEF rogues are the rare Christians who have a back up to God. Just in case the God fails to protect them, they have a back up from goons and the corrupt police men to keep the guard so that the show goes on without interruption. 
The entertainment at the circus comes because the "banned daughter of JD" might end up being at May retreat. Who banned her? The late JD. Here is the copy of the letter that was sent to all the LEF centers signed by late JD.

Here is a translation of this letter:
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This letter is only for LEF members. All people need not know about this. Read this letter during Sunday worship or Wednesday gathering or Saturday gathering. Make sure you tear the letter on the pulpit after your read the letter.
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Dear brothers and sisters,
My daughter Betty made an open confession as follows- "Foolishness and rebellion are deadly combinations which are in me. I am regretting that I have been a bad example. I have grieved many people who loved and prayed for me." It is very unfortunate that my daughter who made a public confession as above has gone against her own confession.
My daughter who is very talented and who is also loved a lot will not be allowed on any LEF pulpits from now on. I had warned Betty that if she goes against truths of the word of God and my preaching against divorces and gets married for the third time, then she will not be allowed to stand on my pulpit. Just like she did her own will with her other two marriages, she has also followed her own will with this third marriage. With this marriage she brought great shame to her new husband Rev. Chuck Lambdin. I cannot preach one thing to other young people and preach something different to my own children. Preaching like this is not only defective but also dangerous. In my long life, I have taken care not to fall for this trap. I ensured that my children are more severely punished than others. My children know this very well. A pope, church, government, elders or even I cannot bend or twist the truth.
St. Paul faced similar shocks in Corinth. The early church conquered when it faced death blows caused by foolishness brought in because of the heathen practices and idolatry. In these last days, let us also face these tribulations and stand firm in truth. Let us not give room to gossip and fear.
Even now, we are all in the forefront of the war. Let us move forward humbly while shouting "Christ is Victor." 
With Love,
Joshua Daniel
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Most LEF evangelists who are mere puppets in the hands of LD and her rogue team read this letter in their centers. Some went above and beyond the call of duty and read the letter several times. As magnanimous as LEF people are, they did not question why Betty was allowed to be on the stage during JD's funeral. How can anybody hurt the sentiments of Daniel family members who are grieving the death of JD and think about banning Betty from pulpit? That would just be cruel and LEF evangelists and people as always had the largess to look over this inconsistency and accept Daniel family with open arms. After briefly helping the people of Nepal, Betty arrived in time for the circus show. At least now will LEF people question if Betty magically gets on the pulpit? May be not...JD who wrote the letter is dead. So, everything may be null and avoid. Or, may be JD who is interceding for LEF in heaven has relayed a message from heaven (from God???) that "all Daniel family misdeeds are forgiven" as he now has direct access to God to intercede on his daughter's behalf to get a clearance to get on LEF pulpit. Shame on these LEF people for being so gullible and spending their time and money and go to May retreat to see this rogue family put up the circus show. Shame on the LEF evangelists who silently watch this family play with the emotions of the LEF people. Don't these spineless evangelists who read the letter in their centers have the courage to stand up and question the contradictions they are seeing? What turned these LEF evangelists into dummies? Are they really like dogs who get busy chewing the bones that LD threw at them and become oblivious to atrocities which happen around them? Is it also true that since the bulldog JD and IC his mouth piece are not around to chase the LEF evangelists for money, these evangelists are getting the larger share of the pie from LEF's offerings and tithes and hence find no reason to resist any wrong deeds happening in LEF? 
It's very unfortunate that these LEF evangelists who are supposed to be taking care of the people start prying on innocent people and manipulate them to come to this circus show knowing full well that nothing good is going to come out from being at the circus show. Is coming to watch the chief clown blabber off whatever comes to his pigeon head is same as seeking God's kingdom? These rogues have the audacity to equate seeking God's kingdom to coming and watching this rogue family put up the circus show. So, if somebody cannot come to the circus show, it means that person is not seeking "God's kingdom" and is running after "worldly things?" Too bad that some of these young men whom JJD claimed to have emailed to come to the retreat do not have assured income coming from LEF loots that JJD's family gathered over the years. If all of the people who are asked to jeopardize their jobs for coming to see the circus show (rather seek God's kingdom) get a share of the LEF loot, then may be we will have a lot more people seeking "God's kingdom" in LEF.